1.) With one careless step, walking from the dining room to the sun room, I sprained one foot and broke a toe on the other. My daily run has been derailed until further notice.
2.) Books that were supposed to come in the mail have not come in the mail. It's been over a week.
3.) One of my baby chicks died. (Granted, I knew this was going to happen, because we lose more than one every year but it still stings.) And one of my son's goslings died, too. :(
4.) My entire life has been turned upside down in what can only be described as an Epic Time Change Fail. The three oldest kids have missed the bus three times this week.
The 4yo and 1yo have gone completely in another direction deciding that they no longer have to go to sleep until after midnight (the 4yo stayed up till 3am Monday night). My 12yo has to get up at 5am to do his morning chores and get to the bus, so I'm suffering from a severe lack of sleep. Which means I'm having to catch up during the day. Which means I'm behind on all the stuff I usually do during the day.
5.) With the stress rendering me incoherent, the unkempt look from sleeping in the middle of the day and the pronounced limp, I look like an extra from the Walking Dead.
6.) Oh, and my 4yo decided it would be a good idea to stick a tiny Lego piece in his ear and shove that sucker waaaaay back there. *facepalm*
Now, I myself haven't bought any weird Tiki necklaces in the past two weeks, but I'm fairly certain that one of my kids might have and is lying to me about it.